Comments on: Ahman Green Wants To Unretire

By: DD

DD — Mon, 21 May 2012 00:21:22 +0000

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sports/2002254142_webgreen26.html

By: DD

DD — Mon, 21 May 2012 00:20:17 +0000

Right, I especially thought Ahman was classy when he was cited for domestic abuse when he beat the shit out of his wife. I guess you conveniently forgot.

By: Savage57

Savage57 — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:22:45 +0000

Good one Ractchett!

I’d add one more:

5 – shitting all over your wife while she puts up with your global-sized ego and narcissistic bullshit.

By: nurseratchett

nurseratchett — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:14:07 +0000

Was Favre the first to do this retirement roller coaster thing? I can’t recall. Well, even if he wasn’t the first, I believe the back & forth on retirement thing can still be called Favritis.

Favritis: (farv-I-tis) a personality disorder manifesting itself by overly dramatic behaviors. Manifestations may include: 1-repeatedly announcing/recanting retirement most often including dramatic crying fits in front of a large audience (i.e., nationally televised storied NFL rivalry game); 2-revengefully motivated overly extreme actions (i.e., shitting on a fan base of millions by going to a division rival merely to stick it to a GM who no one will be able to name in 20 years); 3- lack of ability to realize potential consequences of ones actions (i.e., completely fucking what should have been an heroic/historic legacy) 4-complete disbelief in Karma (i.e., trying to end a career on a high note only to have your last career move still be a fuck-up with the only difference being a different work place)

By: nurseratchett

nurseratchett — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:05:30 +0000

WAIT–I wish to clarify–he will only be a formerly classy guy if he plays for a NFC north team. If he just wants to play, God Bless him.

By: nurseratchett

nurseratchett — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:35:27 +0000

Correction

Pack Lethal: Ahman = Classy Guy

-formerly....

By: Pack Lethal

Pack Lethal — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:21:42 +0000

Ahman = Classy Guy

Brent = Classless Dick Texting Vindictive Guy

By: Pack Lethal

Pack Lethal — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:17:30 +0000

Wow, I didn’t know you were that upset when walked in on you’re boyfriend sucking some other dude off. I guess you told him.

By: Donny H.

Donny H. — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:55:25 +0000

Also props to Ahman Green for having retired as a Green Bay Packer — something that Brent has failed to do.

By: Donny H.

Donny H. — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:51:27 +0000

A description of Brent Favre, your hero. You’re mad because you realized your penis is smaller than his after getting a close up of it in person. Even worse, since you have the smaller member that means that you are the one in the relationship to get bent over furniture. Sadly though you secretly like it.