Here’s To A Lackluster End To The Season!

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The 2011 NFL season finally came to end with a lackluster Super Bowl between two teams no one cared about. The New York Giants became probably the worst Super Bowl winner ever by beating the New England Patriots 21-17.

Consider this about the Giants — they’re the first 9-7 team to win the Super Bowl and they actually gave up more points this season than they scored. That’s… super!

As for the game, we didn’t really pay attention because, well… it pretty much sucked. We’re pretty sure there were only two plays the entire day. There was Wes Welker dropping a pass in the fourth quarter when he was wide open and there was a perfect throw from Eli Manning to Mario Manningham down the sidelines.

Somehow, these two plays resulted in 17 and 21 points, respectively.

The highlight of the day occurred after Welker’s drop, when color man Cris Collinsworth informed us that Welker makes that catch 100 times out of 100 times. An astute observation by Collinsworth, as always.

The game was so ho-hum, they gave the MVP trophy to Manning, who had this to say — “Aww, shucks.”

Aww shucks, indeed!

We were told all week that Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul dominated the game. We were also told he dominated the game while the game was being played. In the end, everyone was right. Pierre-Paul dominated the game in dominating style, with two dominating tackles and no sacks.

Domination! Yeah!

So concludes another season of NFL football. The league really outdid itself this season by showcasing its finest in a fantastic game at the end.

Well done, to everyone involved!

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

66 Comments on "Here’s To A Lackluster End To The Season!"

  1. TyKo Steamboat

    I like Collinsworth…he is better than most. Thank God the Pack play on FOX rather than CBS…Better picture quality & commentators.
    All-in-all this was a great Superbowl to watch…C’mon, Monty!!!!

  2. Phillthy Phill

    Collinsworth is the worst commentator there is today. I can’t call him the worst because I am sure somebody has literally taken a shit on air, but he follows closely behind. His wocka wocka voice is reminiscent of an adult in a Peanuts movie, and his inability to explain any play coherently proves his playing days have caught up to him.
    His type of humor makes what fan actually give a chuckle? He can’t explain shit and sounds like a drunk old man trying to pick up young broads at a bar, he is the antichrist. Fuck Collinsworth, fuck the Super Bowl, TotalPackers is cool, and fuck the Giants I’m out.

  3. peter

    yep probably one of the worst games i have seen. No passion just a bunch of douchebags and pigfucker manning glad its over.

  4. Walter

    I didn’t find this game too exciting. I wish both teams could of lost. However, I give the Giants credit for successfully defending a hail mary.

  5. Random

    Cris just has that feel that you’d rather just see him once a month directing games instead of now where we have to hear him every week.

  6. Richard

    Greatest Super Bowl ever. My mortgage is almost paid off thanks to the Patsies and their failure to cheat themselves to victory

  7. Also, what’s the deal with the game clock not getting reset after the 12 men on the field penalty? That play ate up about 8 or 9 seconds and resulted in a 5 yard penalty. The Patriots probably could have gotten off another play or two.

  8. darrin

    That game sucked. Giants are just a 9-7 team and looked like it. Oh yeah that vaunted pass rush looked great. JPP sure can jump and block passes. The Giants were 27th and Pats 31st in the league in team defense. So defense doesn’t win championships after all. Just the team that plays the best football at the end of the season – including the Packers last year – who by the way would have beaten either team last night.

  9. Ryan

    I like Collinsworth a lot. I met him on a flight to GB when he used to work for FOX; he was a nice guy. He’s also a good analyst.

    As for the game, I actually thought it was pretty good. Sure, I was bitter that the Packers weren’t there and I fully believe that the Packers could have beaten either of those teams last night. But… the end of the game was very exciting and as much as I dislike Eli Manning, I dislike Tom Brady even more. So, seeing him lose is always fun.

  10. iltarion

    I am fine with Collinsworth. He does make some idiotic statements at times, but so would we all in his shoes unless we simply didn’t speak, which he is paid to.

    I especially have some doubts about his critique of Mario Manningham not giving his QB enough room along the sidelines, and I found it ironic that the Giants’ biggest play of the game came on the exact same play where this time Manning managed to just barely keep it inbounds.

    Collinsworth himself was aware of the irony and tried to cover himself by saying it was a totally different play. Ah.. okay.

    Altogether it WAS a boring game, not because of good defense but because both offenses seemed completely unwilling to take shots down the field, both essentially running the clock out themselves.

    The Giants won a Super Bowl by basically recovering fumbles. First by the Packers and 49ers, who led the league in fewest fumbles lost, and then by the Giants themselves.

    The Pats were who we thought they were, showcasing the fact that the AFC was so pathetic that their best team couldn’t beat the fourth best NFC team.

  11. jeff ircink

    still the same ole PackerFanInFl, eh?

    soooooo….there are a lot of Packer fans (many of them post here) that felt that if AR won his 2nd SB ring that it would solidify, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that he was a better QB than Favre. using that lame logic, i wonder if these same fans now assert that Eli is a better QB than AR, for now Eli has 2 SB rings.

    using their logic, it would seem to be true, no?


    Stumbled onto this hilarious article and commentary.

    ‘The league really outdid itself this season by showcasing its finest in a fantastic game at the end’ – as if the NFL chose who plays…the Packers lost 37-20 remember?

    ‘who by the way would have beaten either team last night’
    again, the Giants beat the Packers 37-20.

    Sorry losers!

  13. jeff ircink

    (don’t get pissy with me, PackerFanInFl, cause your team didn’t live up to expectations. it happens. only one team can win it all. AR’s got plenty of time to get that 2nd SB ring and he’s the MVP – u should be happy for that, at least. chill, bitch. next season’s right around the corner.)

  14. I already did you asshole! The only time your logic works i when you are hanging out in men’s rooms stalls at interstate truck stops praying to get gang raped! If you are gonna hang around and make a ass (swollen) of yourself..fine by me. I take every chance I can to insult/shame you..even when you don’t post fuckstick. Fucking viking fan! hahaha so what about your vikings irncadick?..move on?…Eat Shit Jeff Ircink.

  15. jeff ircink

    well said, PackerFanInFL! at least your consistent in the manner in which you post. like i said, “be happy”, asshole!

  16. Slam a cork up your ass Jeff this thread is as dead as Brent favre’s career! Don’t worry your little STD infested pussy though as I will continue to berate you every given chance fuck wad!

  17. jeff ircink

    (if it’s dead, why do you keep commenting?) hey man, don’t be mad at me your team blew a load and became the first 15-1 team to go one and done in the playoffs. that’s not my fault.

  18. Yes but not the first team to go 15-1 and blow there load.

    The 15-1 1998 vikings took a ircink (a greasy shit) during the NFC conference game.

    Let us not forget we still are 3-1 vs 0 – 4 for super bowls..and your shit organization set that precedent long before the Bills became the iconic 4 in a row losing franchise.

    Don’t worry Jeff I will continue to knock you around like the bitch you are dickhole!

  19. jeff ircink

    hey big man, PackerFanInFL, all i said was the Pack was the first 15-1 team to go one and done in the playoffs – not talking NFC Champ game. the Vikes at least won playoff games to GET to that championship game. your stat doesn’t matter here. buy some reading glasses.

    • Doubt it me that’s giving you that headache shit for brains..I’m thinking its that 300lb transvestite in the 69 jersey plowing through your ass!..oh only if it was Jarrad Allen…YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!

  20. jeff ircink

    and your new name is PackerFanLackluster2011. HA! funny….i kill, baby….i love this site. biatch!

  21. Hey DickStink get a fucking clue, how the fuck am I a stalker with a name like PackerFanInFL on a site called TotalPackers and you have dedicated your life defending someone you never even met and could give two shits about you (although I’m sure you would enjoy wiping his shit off the tip of your dick)

  22. jeff ircink

    hey, i said, shush. have some decency. it’s all about Whitney now, YaPieceOfBigCrapInFL. don’t take your rage out on me. next season, my friend…it’ll be here soon enough.

    AND you know nothing about my life, loser. go play with the crocs and quit making this thread about you.

  23. We ain’t friends Yearns4Dick, fuck Whitney just another dead drug addict I will never feel sorry for rich bitches that make dumb decisions..which brings us to Favre how ironic..another rich bitch that makes dumb decisions..Jeff you clearly wish to get a straw and suck the shit out his colon, why not post on your own deserted blog your fantasies? I do know your life isn’t worth a shit..and as for crocs..funny you say that reviewing your text messages..and final note FUCK YOU!

  24. jeff ircink

    i told you to shush, PackerFanInFL. are you deaf? this blog isn’t about you – or me. quit making it such. oh – and if you can’t find your Whitney cassettes i’ll buy some on Ebay for you.

  25. jeff ircink

    you said you were “out of here”. i don’t have to man up. only those in doubt “man up”. i was ready to leave but you came back, man.

  26. jeff ircink

    what do you “know” that’s worth anything? really. i KNOW you said you were done here – but you keep coming back. waffler. go bother some other website. i own this thread, bitch.

  27. jeff ircink

    i’m not concerned w/ur small dick, ok, PackerFuck. i mean, seriously, you’re the one always ranting about the same teen/high school crap. shit – maybe you are just a kid. who knows. my advice: start your own blog and you can rant all you want about man crushes and small dicks there. this site is reserved for football. in case you haven’t noticed. how fucking dumb are you? really. send me your college transcripts please.

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