Female NFL Fans [Photos]

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So Sports Illustrated posted a little gallery called Female Fans of the NFL. We were keen to take a look, but quickly realized their taste in women and ours were drastically different.

It’s not that all the women they posted photos of are ugly, but a lot of them leave a little to be desired. So, we thought we’d do the service of critiquing some of their choices. You can view the full gallery here.

What these broads lack in breasts, they surely make up for in partying.

If we knew how to use Photoshop, we would have cropped the broad on the bottom out. 

What part of her muffin top do you think her belly button is hiding in?

Wrong stadium you dizzy bitches.

We’ve always liked Seattle.

Obviously, the rest of the team didn’t want her. Neither do we.

Real Housewives of Baltimore? 

Black holes.

Run these bitches through the car wash and dump them back on the corner where you found ’em!

Mmmm… open sores, burnt hair and inner arm tattoos!

Phoenix girls are cute, but not that bright. Nice Broncos eye black.

There are hot chicks in Buffalo? Oh, wait, this was shot in Miami.

Apparently, and appropriately, the only chick in the stadium.


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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

7 Comments on "Female NFL Fans [Photos]"

  1. iltarion

    That Viking fan is holding a Smirnoff Ice. WTF???

    That’s the great thing about guys with “standards.” If these girls aren’t good enough for you, then you can pass them all to me. I won’t complain.

  2. Phillthy Phill

    Monty nailed the captions on these broads. True about those Phoenix girls, ahhh I miss Phoenix for that FORK EM SUN DEVILS!

    • iltarion

      I was unaware that you could buy a Smirnoff Ice at Lambeau.

      What does it cost? $8 a bottle?

      And who the hell goes to Lambeau to drink Smirnoff Ice?

      These are my issues.

  3. Jack

    The Viking girls…..Apperently these girls heard that if you were a Viking at Lambeau, chances are that you would be bent over and abused….so off to Lambeau they went……..

    Oh and Monty…send me the Packers pics. and I’ll replace that face with A-rods chick…Im sure he wouldnt mind……

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