Look At These Assholes

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First of all, let’s just say this. And let’s be clear.

Fuck the New York Giants. Fuck them and their, what, 9-7 record? I can’t even remember. They play in the NFC East, which is a flaming pile of shit, as far as divisions go. Whatever their record was, they won that shitpile of a division with it and I know they didn’t get 10 wins.

These shitbags lost to the both the Seattle Seahawks and Washington Redskins this season. And, well… those teams are really fucking good.

Do you know why they lost to those teams? Because they suck taint. They’re felchers.

Anyway, you gotta love the Giants right now. Everyone does! Especially themselves and the New York media, which is really all that matters.

For instance, here’s defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul, who’s been in the league for years. Or… at least a couple of them.

“They beat us (during the regular season), which they shouldn’t,” Pierre-Paul said. “We’re gonna walk away with the win.”

He was asked how certain he was of that prediction.

“A hundred percent,” Pierre-Paul said.

So there you have it. The Giants are going to win. The Green Bay Packers don’t even need to play the game this weekend. This cunt told us what’s going to happen already. Might as well not even watch.

Because look — we’re cheese puffs.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

40 Comments on "Look At These Assholes"

    • David

      You can use the same picture… a few nice captions would be.

      “Wha? What happened?”

      “Mommy… my butt hurts!!!!”

  1. TimL

    You get too bent out of shape over this stuff.
    Is JPP supposed to say “we’ll probably lose. It’s the Packers, you know. “

  2. Packerfan2008

    Well the packers said they were gonna be 14-0 before they played the chiefs and look what happened…nice move giants. have fun taking the walk of shame on sunday

  3. Nick

    Brandon Jacobs (of all people) actually acknowledge how they are both two teams that it’s going to be a tough game, though JPP and Antrel Rolle are running their mouths.

    Slowly they are turning into the Jets

  4. Sam

    This doesnt bother me and isn’t going to bother the players. It’s like mocking A-rodg with the belt.

    Gonna ignore it and talk on the field by kicking their ass. F the Giants!!

    Go Pack Go!

  5. Joey

    As a New Yorker and a Packers fan we need to shut these fucking scum bags up.
    I’m looking for a blow out vs. the Giants they have been disrespecting us all week here in NYC. we just went 15-1 and the Games 21-1 in the last.

  6. GreenBastard

    I love how the pack never needs to talk shit before games like these douches. A-rod is taking mental notes of every dickhead whos talking shit right now. Lets hope our defense is doing the same. And fuck Brandon Jacobs. Hes the only player in the league who gets up and talks shit after every pussy little three yard run his fat ass gets. Packers 41 Giants 35.

  7. joe

    packers are going to win anyway (win big more than likely). this whole situation shouldn’t really bother anyone.

  8. Buddymobile

    All the Giants are is a big gaping vagina that’s going to come into town and get fucked raw by the Packers. Rip those Giant pussies open so they need stitches. GO PACK GO!

  9. DJ

    If we dont stop the run, pressure the QB, & protect ARod…which arent certainties based on our recent performance & injuries…then we will have our hands full. Talking shit here or there isnt going to change that equation. They’re just emboldened because they beat us in the 07′ NFC Championship so they think a repeat performance is possible. Except they wont have #4 serving up ducks for them this time….#12 is a whole nother Beast. And with Jennings back….I aint afraid. Bring it.

  10. Jcavhs

    Hopefully the Packers will let their play do the talking for them on Sunday. They can (and should) beat the Giants.

    And if they don’t my Giants fan co-worker will not let me hear the end of it.

  11. Apeshit

    DJ I’ll second that with bring it fucking on you fucking fuckers! Were going to win that’s all there is too it!

  12. jeff ircink

    “taint” and “felchers”. the prose style again caters perfectly with your readership profile. except, of course, me. i really, really hope GB beats up on the Giants. cause if the Pack loses….i’ll be back.

    • Abe Frohman

      is this some sort of threat? And what kind of perverted logic is that, anyway? If the Pack loses, I’ll come back and troll and rub it in because the fucking vikings were one of the worst teams in the league.

      You’re under some misguided “morality” that because we won the superbowl that you can’t troll? Get a life.

  13. BigBayBlues

    Packers are good at shutting the mouths of the NY Media (1929, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962). This won’t be any different.

  14. Fuck packers

    Ya losing to kc to fuck the perfect season, and your back up out doing you wow what a team, drink back Brett


    whoa nice use of the English language there, bro. Product of the NY education system I assume.

  16. JPP

    awfully quiet on here now… first of all you are a fucking sad excuse for a packers fan writing shit like this. i’ve heard nothing but good things about packers fans and you go and shit on it by writing this sad excuse for an article. As a Giants fan I have nothing but respect for the Packers… you though… as you so elegantly put above… can suck taint.

  17. jeff ircink

    @ DJ – at least #4 got them to the NFC Championship game
    @ ABE – i’m back…trolling. if you guys hadn’t been so cocky, i wouldn’t be here.

  18. AMP

    i am surfing the web and come across the drivel written by Monty right before the Giants came into town and kicked ass. i wonder if Monty is still feeling foolish or if he has made peace with his unreliable predictions. next year will be fun but i have enjoyed the rehashing of the Giants win all summer.

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