Cutler And Cavallari Will Pollute World With Child [Photos]
Oh! The great news just keeps coming!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who obviously had too much free time while he wasn’t playing quarterback for his team down the stretch, has managed to impregnate fiancee Kristin Cavallari.
“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they told PEOPLE. “It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.”
Here are several things we expect this new human to be, based on what the traits of his or her parents: useless, talentless a mouth breather and a quitter. We also expect the child to have a double chin or perhaps no chin at all.
Anyway, since KCav is going to be packing on the pounds pretty soon, we may as well take one last look at her ass.
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