11/25/2011 Green Bay LB Erik Walden Arrested on suspicion of assaulting live-in girlfriend.
10/1/2011 Green Bay DL Johnny Jolly Arrested after traffic stop, charged with possession of a compound containing codeine and tampering with evidence.
6/16/2011 Green Bay CB Brandon Underwood Police called to his house in domestic incident. He was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct after allegedly ripping necklace off of his wife’s neck.
3/25/2011 Green Bay DE Johnny Jolly Arrested in Houston after traffic stop, charged with possession of codeine with intent to distribute. He pleaded guilty to one codeine possession charge from 2008. Sentenced to a drug treatment program and five years of deferred adjudication.
6/10/2010 Green Bay CB Brandon Underwood Two women claimed they were sexually assaulted in Lake Dalton, Wis., leading to charge. Pleaded no contest to prostitution-nonmarital sexual intercourse, $379 fine.
3/13/2010 Green Bay TE Spencer Havner Arrested in California on suspicion of DUI after motorcycle accident around 2:45 a.m.
7/8/2008 Green Bay DL Johnny Jolly Arrested in Houston on felony drug possession charge, allegedly found with 200 grams of codeine. He pleaded guilty to codeine possession. Sentenced to a drug treatment program and five years of deferred adjudication.
6/17/2007 Green Bay LB Nick Barnett Charged with battery after altercation at Appleton, Wisc., tavern. Pleaded no contest as part of plea deal. Must pay $500, complete anger management course.
5/26/2006 Green Bay WR Cory Rodgers Arrested in Forth Worth, Texas, on misdemeanor charges of unlawfully carrying a weapon and discharging a firearm outside a nightclub. 15 months probation, 80 hours community service
2/17/2006 Green Bay CB Ahmad Carroll Arrested on charges of third-degree assault on police officer at bar, disorderly conduct Pleaded no contest to reducted charges, $700 fine, plus court costs
4/25/2005 Green Bay RB Ahman Green Arrested in Green Bay after an alleged domestic violence incident. Continuance agreement, 100 hours community service, violence counseling
3/15/2004 Green Bay DE Joe Johnson Arrested, charged with contempt of court for failing to appear on marijuana charge in 2003 Cut a few months later
5/22/2003 Green Bay DE Joe Johnson Charged with marijuana possession in Tifton, Ga., after traffic stop
7/8/2002 Green Bay RB Najeh Davenport Arrested in Florida after a woman told police he had broke into her university dormitory room and defecated in a closet. Dropped after community service
5/19/2000 Green Bay OG Marco Rivera Arrested after being clocked him at 95 mph in a 45 mph zone. Tests showed Rivera’s blood-alcohol level was 0.19 percent. Pleaded no contest, license suspended seven months, $1,133 fine
4/10/2000 Green Bay TE Mark Chmura Charged with sexually assaulting his children’s 17-year-old baby sitter during a drunken prom party. Acquitted
4/1/2000 Green Bay RB De’Mond Parker Charged with marijuana possession after police said they found seven grams in his car. Dropped after drug course

Good stuff!

Get hammered every day to drown your sorrows and constantly be at risk for a DUI

Go home and kick the shit out of your wife so you could feel like you actually won something

And when getting harrassed at the clubs because you and your team suck so bad have incredbily thin skin and immediately go for the Glock.

Everything about Minnesota and the Vikings is the most suck-ass thing on the face of the earth.