These fucking pricks keep ignoring our requests for media access, so I don’t know why I’m posting this. I guess I’m just a sucker for [intlink id=”565″ type=”category”]Gilbert Brown[/intlink] — even though he wanted me to pay for an autograph the last time I saw him — and scantily clad broads.

The Lingerie Football League’s Green Bay Chill opened their season with a game against whatever the team from Minnesota is called last week. They lost, but not for lack of effort.

There was plenty of scoring. There was plenty of T&A. There was even a fairly impassioned halftime speech by that cheap bastard The Gravedigger, who coaches the team.

All the broads on The Chill are Wisconsin girls, which I really find interesting. I figured they’d be pretty good at football, but was skeptical they’d look good in lingerie.

Turns out, they look pretty fucking good. Way to represent!

Oh, and Gilbert, you’re going to want to focus on tackling drills. You can give all the fancy speeches you want. If your players can’t tackle, they’re not going to win.

Lastly, two things.

First, if anyone knows any of the women on The Chill, let us know. We’d love to know more about them. The league does a shit job of publicizing their players.

Second, speaking of said league, this is the last goddam LFL post to go up on this site if our requests keep getting ignored. I’m sure your league has tons of “mainstream” coverage and you don’t need us… or something.