Eagles fan

This vagina is probably pissed.

Despite all the blather and bluster about the [intlink id="374" type="category"]Philadelphia Eagles[/intlink] and New England Patriots, the Green Bay Packers sit firmly atop ESPN’s preseason NFL power rankings.

The Patriots were second and Eagles third.

The [intlink id="13" type="category"]Chicago Bears[/intlink] came in at No. 13, the [intlink id="126" type="category"]Detroit Lions[/intlink] came in at No. 18 and the [intlink id="35" type="category"]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] came in at No. 25. The [intlink id="86" type="category"]Cincinnati Bengals[/intlink] were last.

The Packers were ranked first on four of five ballots and second on the fifth. The Eagles received the other first-place vote.

This, of course, is all very important because preseason power rankings determine the winner of the Super Bowl 10 out of 10 times.

It’s a scientific fact.