Ray Lewis

Expert on crime.

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis, who stood trial for and was acquitted of murder in 2000, thinks crime will rise if the NFL season is lost.

It’s entirely possible Lewis stabbed someone to death, so I suppose he would know.

“Do this research if we don’t have a season — watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game,” Lewis said.

“There’s too many people that live through us, people live through us,” he said. “Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I’m not talking about the people you see all the time.”

When asked why he thought crime would increase, Lewis said because there’s nothing else to do.

Brilliant theory.

We better get this thing figured out.