Comments on: How To Douche Up An Already Douchey Event Even More

By: DevilDon

DevilDon — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 06:30:42 +0000

Hey, I hate the hell out of anything related to Boston, but get the fuck out of here for jamming on marathon runners. They are common folk who push themselves to a standard most people never do.
Go run 26 miles 385 yards and tell me it’s boring. And by the way, if a guy takes 10 hours to complete it and does, I’ll buy him a his drinks all night. It’s one of those things you just do to prove you can. I know you don’t get it, your fat ass never tries.
You can talk all the shit you want about Boston, but they didn’t invent the fucking run, Greece did.
What the hell does a marathon have to do with rice and Ethiopia BTW?
Running IS boring for a spectator, yet people line the streets to cheer on the runners, go figure. It’s mostly family and friends of the runners, because it takes a huge effort from their human friend to do it.
Boring? Yes, swimming the english channel is boring, but holy fuck, you’ve done something if you do it.
Guess what. I’ve only met 2 other people in my life who have ran it. I did mine in the deserts of Yuma, Arizona. It’s only boring and stupid if you’ve never done it.
Keep blasting Boston, but get off the marathon slam.

By: matt w

matt w — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 15:34:06 +0000

he looks like he just shat himself

By: Cody

Cody — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 01:13:03 +0000

Haha thanks Monty for giving me a laugh tonight…”We’re gannnnaaa winnn daaa seriesss!!” Classic, there aren’t many fans that top sox fans in douche-ness but I think the Phillies are leading the pack these days. That entire group of cousin-fuckers need an A-Bomb in CitiBank stat!

By: nurseratchett

nurseratchett — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 23:22:23 +0000

I only run when chased…..

By: PackerFanInFL

PackerFanInFL — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 23:01:46 +0000

You lost me on this one, I think that picture is hilarious as for running if it gets fat ass Americans off the couch I’m all for it.