Roethlisberger Thinks About Packers When He’s Taking A Dump
[intlink id=”386″ type=”category”]Pittsburgh Steelers[/intlink] quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is a strange dude.
He picks up random chicks in places he shouldn’t be and forces them to do things they don’t want to (allegedly). He also thinks about the Green Bay Packers while he’s on his throne.
Actually, he probably doesn’t think much at all while he’s crapping. We suspect he just grunts a lot and makes the straining face like a two year old does when he’s dropping the deuce.
Anyway, Roethlisberger has a reminder of the Packers in his bathroom. He’s stuck the nameplate from his [intlink id=”1425″ type=”category”]Super Bowl XLV[/intlink] locker under the mirror in his bathroom.
“The day I got back, I took my nameplate from my locker — ‘Ben Roethlisberger, Super Bowl XLV’ — and it’s sitting underneath my mirror in my bathroom. I want to see that every day. It hurts a lot.
“To see that every day is just motivation for me to work out, to bust my butt to not let it happen again because I want to be a champion. And, right now, I’m not a champion.”
Nope. You’re not.
You’re a suckbag.