Shed A Tear With Jordy Nelson

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Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson went to Kansas State. So did his wife.

He’s probably a hero of some sort there, so it makes sense that he did a commercial for Kansas State Cars.

Let me tell you, it’s a real tear-jerker.

I can’t believe a man who still possesses a pair of balls between his legs would sign off on a script like this. I also have to think his wife would have slapped him in the face if he bought her a Pontiac.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

15 Comments on "Shed A Tear With Jordy Nelson"

  1. Madcity Packer Fan

    Why would she drop him off in a stadium next to the field? Where were the other players? They were supposed to flash back to a library in college…at least make them look a little younger. Yea who ever wrote this piece of shit commercial needs to be drop kicked in the face immediately!!

  2. DoubleDave

    I did shed a tear… and I shat myself in utter disgust at having watched this. Its a good thing he played so damn well in the SB ’cause this crap was hard to sit through.

  3. Jbo

    The superbowl validated me purchasing a jordy jersey before the season. This commercial may have ruined all of that. Shouldn’t there be someone during this process that says “wait, this is kind of dumb.”

  4. Kansan

    FYI – This was filmed *days* after his final game as a Wildcat, and on the air in Kansas before he was ever drafted by the Packers. It was done as a campy tongue-in-cheek parody and the intended audience got the joke, not that any of you flawless trolls picked up on it.

  5. iltarion

    First of all, Jordy is a Super Bowl champion. So RESPECT THE RING!

    Secondly, Jordy is worth a fair amount of money, but a Pontiac is still a pretty good gift.

    Lastly, I think we can all agree that the ONLY reason we watched this video was to see Jordy’s wife. Peace.

  6. Lynda

    Excuse me, where’s everyone’s sense of humor. The point of a commercial is to sell product. That’s the only method of judging success. I’ve seen dumber commercials from professionals. ‘Sides, anyone who can’t see this guy is hot and “possesses a pair of balls between his legs” ain’t lookin’.

  7. John Proffitt

    I think that is a Pontiac hood ornament on the car. Isn’t Pontiac defunct? C’mon man, give the girl and Escalade!!!

  8. He’s probably a hero of sorts there? Is that to suggest he is NOT a hero up there? If that’s the case, I must of watched a different SB than you did. Now that you know he did the commercial before the draft, go check out his college highlights and you will see what sort of a hero he is around here. Monster senior year.

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