Johnny Jolly Arrested Again

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Johnny Jolly

Don't expect to see Jolly in the Packers' green again.

Somehow, I think we all knew this wouldn’t end well.

Green Bay Packers defensive end [intlink id=”205″ type=”category”]Johnny Jolly[/intlink], who’s currently serving an indefinite suspension from the NFL and awaiting trial for felony possession of codeine, was arrested early this morning. He was caught with 600 grams of codeine in his vehicle.

Houston police stopped Jolly’s Cadillac Escalade for a traffic violation at 12:45 a.m. on the 9900 block of Westpark. Jolly presented a state identification card rather than a driver’s license, and police learned that his license is suspended and is not eligible for renewal.

While searching the vehicle, police discovered that Jolly was in possession of 600 grams of Codeine, which is a felony charge. Police also discovered another unidentified substance, which has been sent in for testing.

All I can do is shake my head. Jolly is obviously more into the codeine business than he is into playing in the NFL.

Codeine, in case you were unaware, is used in a concoction known as purple drank or sizzurp, among other things, and is mixed with Mountain Dew or Sprite and Jolly Ranchers. The drink was invented and popularized in Jolly’s native Houston.

Jolly has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer and when he began working out with former [intlink id=”29″ type=”category”]Oakland Raiders[/intlink] quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who was arrested for codeine possession in a separate incident, you almost knew something bad was about to happen.

We can now officially give up hope Jolly will ever play for the Green Bay Packers again.

Frankly, someone this stupid deserves to do time. Maybe the fact his actions have consequences will finally register in his big, stupid head.

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22 Comments on "Johnny Jolly Arrested Again"

  1. Chuck Cole

    What a total MEATSTICK. Could be a superbowl champion right now. Instead he is a superchump. Back to the pen for you druggie.

  2. Adam

    Not surprised at all. Saw this coming. He was talented but undisciplined on the field, and a complete dumbfuck off of it.

    I wonder how good Jenkins looks to TT now?

  3. iltarion

    Idiocy of cataclysmic proportions. Hope your codeine business is doing well because you just blew millions of dollars.

  4. Randy R

    Johnny Jolly: “Let me see, should i drink codeine, or should i get reinstated and play in the NFL again, make millions, remain a free black man with a lot of money and prestige, get paid, finally go buy another Benz, sell the Condo, buy a new house, get my life back together…hmmmmmm…AH F IT!!!…YOOOOO Russ!!!, throw me a purple, I gots to hits da road”, J J, Everyone deserves a 2nd chance, you had yours fuk head, enjoy the time in your 6X9 cell, you dumb mofo…and next time i wont be so nice!!!

  5. Madcity Packer Fan

    Like we needed this drug addicted clown anyway. Who cares lets bring in a rookie that is better than his old ass anyway. Jolly is fucking stupid!

  6. dEEP

    People can say what they want about the Vikings and comparatively minor legal issues. . .but, boy howdy, I can’t remember the last time the Vikings had a drug kingpin on their roster

    • iltarion

      What do you mean? You have the Williams Wall. Or the suspended Williams Wall.

      You also can’t remember the last time the Vikings won a big game.

  7. Andy

    Stick a fork in him! This kinda guy has no place on the team, last time they were talking about a ten year sentence, so maybe justice will be served this time.

  8. Harry Hood

    Justice? What did his victimless crime do to you. Dude likes codine, I’m sure you like alcohol. Its just too bad he has no street smarts. We did need him.

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