Brett Favre Will Not Be Going To Carolina

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Brett Favre

It's only a matter of time.

Just like that, the [intlink id=”41″ type=”category”]Brett Favre[/intlink] to the [intlink id=”249″ type=”category”]Carolina Panthers[/intlink] rumors are dead.

Although we didn’t believe it, we told you about the rumor yesterday, after some tool from Minnesota wrote about it in a newspaper column.

It’s already been debunked.

In a word (OK, three words), that’s not happening. Ran it up the flagpole early this morning, and the response was swift and sure.

Maybe somewhere. But not here.

Let’s keep that door wide open for a potential Brett Favre return, though!

I know you all would love to see it.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

18 Comments on "Brett Favre Will Not Be Going To Carolina"

  1. Vince

    Why do you Packer retards care about OUR QB so much? Why don’t you worry about your own fragile pussy QB Erin and all of her concushons. Can’t wait to see her eat the turf next year. We Vikings appreciate and care about OUR players. You idiots obviously turned your back on a legend, and now you what was once yours, will now forever be remembered as a Viking. After all, his best year was in purple. Suck on that.

    Skol across America!

    • Buddy XLV

      His best year was 96′- 97′ when the Packers won the Superbowl, but he is no longer a Packer so I don’t care about him, the same will go for Rodgers. I’m a Packer fan, although I think Rodgers will go out in a classy style. He’s much classier than Favre ever was, and unlike Brent I will probably have much respect for A-Rod when he is no longer with the team. Also Aaron didn’t make us wait as long for a Superbowl win, so suck that vagina lips!

    • cheesehead

      What an idiot. Aaron has done more than Farve in his first three years than Brett did. He also has something Farve doesn’t a Super Bowl MVP!

    • GER

      Don’t you mean your teams best year was while HE was in purple? Packers really should have taken him back, maybe then we wouldn’t have that stupid Super Bowl trophy.

    • Rob

      You can have his “best year”. I’d rather have a Lombardi trophy. Did you know we got another one? That must really suck for you guys. So close last year…

      If you want you can come on over to Lambeau sometime and see what one looks like.

  2. VInce's Mother's Eroded CUnt

    Vince, just how many super bowls has your team won? How many times have they choked and lost super bowls?

    Skol your dad’s tiny mousedick. You and the rest of Minnesotans are all chili stained twats.

  3. Chris

    Hahahahahaha, what a fucking moron this Vince fella is. I truly feel sorry for that poor delusional bastard.

    Hahaha, he spelled concussion, “concushon”. Hahahahahaha, fucking idiot.

  4. rymetyme

    Haha Vince “Your QB” was “Our QB” for 16 seasons, hence the interest in him. When your team doesn’t win shit, you have to consider “best seasons” as the ones where the players achieve good stats and pro bowl selections. Perhaps you forgot the Super Bowl, 2 NFC Championships and 3 MVP awards Favre won as a Packer. But yeah, his “best season” was the one that ended with him throwing a game-losing pick in the NFC championship game, oh wait that ties with his “best season” for the Packers in 07 when he did the same thing. His best football was played in the late 90s/early 2000s. Vikequeens had a great run in 09 but in the end it didn’t amount to much (from the perspective of a fan whose team has a rich history of excellence)

  5. rymetyme

    and seriously put the crackpipe down if you think favre will be remembered as a viking. i wish i would have been there to tell your mom the same thing while you were in the womb.

  6. Matt

    HAHAHAHA!!! CONCUSHON!!!!! not only is this guy a fuckin’ retard he is obviously a total loser since all he has to do is surf around on packer websites talking shit to make himself feel better for having a little wenis. HAHAHA!!! he’s all soundin it out in his head b4 he writes it….. c-c-con-cush-cush-on. CONCUSHON! DUH! fuckin’ LOL mother fuckers….L O L

  7. doesnt matter

    Come on guys, leave Vince alone. You all know full well it is a misdemeanor in Minnesota to have a fourth grade education, and a felony to posses any degree higher than the fifth grade. And if you don’t believe me, just listen to Michelle Bachman.

  8. Madcity Packer Fan

    Another anal baby Viking Fan that thinks the queenfarts are good and Brent open fly Favre is somehow they’re quarterback. It sucks to be a Viking fan because you have to walk around in that horrid purple with the admission that you are a fucking loser.

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