Adrian Peterson Is Not Funny

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Go figure.

A member of the Minnesota Vikings is a humorless prick.

Alright, maybe that’s taking it a little too far, because Adrian Peterson at least tried to be funny. He just wasn’t.

He was kind of dumb, which, now that I think of it, is another trait of people in Minnesota. You knew that already, though.

Peterson was featured on an episode of Power Balance’s Double Take. He interviews himself because, you see, it’s a clever play on the name of this particular online show.

Of the highlights… wait, we’re talking about the Vikings. There are no highlights. Peterson does, however, make fun of the time he couldn’t hold his little girl bladder and asked to be let into a McDonald’s at 3 a.m.

The great thing is the video appeared on the same day as the story where Peterson compares the NFL’s agreement with players to slavery.

Brilliant as always, AP!

And yeah, this is the type of shit we have to bring you when we should be talking about free agency because of the dipshit owners, fuckwad players and their lockout.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

14 Comments on "Adrian Peterson Is Not Funny"

  1. Who dat dipshit that wrote this!

    This is the most ridiculous article I have ever read in my entire life!!! I have a hard time calling it an article because it sounds like someone just took a shit on the keyboard and hit ‘enter’. WTF! I’m a fan of the Pack and this dikbag makes me never want to visit this site again, ever! AP was actually pretty funny too. Go Pack!

    • Cody

      I wish your mother would have swallowed you. You’re not a fan of the pack “dikbag”…your name eerily coincides with a certain phrase coined by none other than the scum of the NFL for decades, the New Orleans Saints. Go back to partying like its Mardis Gras and drink away your miserable existence. If you even for a second thought AP was mildly entertaining throughout that 2:17 abomination may god have mercy on your soul.

  2. iltarion

    This just in: the sex slave trade has been momentarily shut down. The pimps/owners have decided to lockout the prostitutes/slaves until they get more than 100% of the pie.

  3. Morales

    fuck greenbay and all the fans that feel the same as some of these chicken shits that commented on this page setup too a real viking fan and say that shit I walk around in a number 7 jersey with morales on the back live in south tx I dare any one of you fagets too say anything about the vikings or ap.

  4. Timmy

    Whatever fuckhead just wrote this, shit on ur mommas grave because you suck. I like green bay but u made me hate them!
    Go Vikings!

  5. Dub-j

    Fuck you and all the shoot faggots that write bad stuff about ap and Minnesota. By the way whose your star runningback? James Starks? Haha, ap would destroy him. Let’s see you go out in the nfl and run like hell the way ap does. You would probably start crying the second you got touched by anyone. Next time shut your fucking mouth didshit.

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