Hines Ward

Pansy

[intlink id=”386″ type=”category”]Pittsburgh Steelers[/intlink] wide receiver Hines Ward will be on Dancing With the Stars.

Why?

Because he’s an idiot.

He also says it will help him get over his team’s Super Bowl XLV loss to the Green Bay Packers.

“You’ve got to keep active. For me, doing Dancing With the Stars, that’s the best way to get over it, move on and reflect,” Ward said.

“It’s all about the Mirror Ball. I couldn’t get the Lombardi Trophy, but I have an opportunity to get the Mirror Ball and put that on my mantel with all my other hardware.”

That totally seems like a good trade off.