Here’s The Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day

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Actually, I take that back. Calling this gay is an insult to my homosexual friends.

This is something else entirely.

It’s lame. It’s loserish. It’s a sign this guy is never getting laid for the rest of his life, unless he runs into a 300-pound hillbilly with five teeth from West Virginia.

They like the Steelers, too, ya know?

Eventually, this guy will realize what a sad, pathetic life he has, snap, take hostages and engage in a standoff with police before shooting himself in the face.

Here’s the real tragedy. The owner of the idiotmobile is teaching your children! Or at least, he’s teaching somebody’s children.

To show his support for his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers, 27-year-old Martin Reese spent about 90 hours over the past three weeks customizing his 1983 Mercedes Benz 300D into a rolling tribute to the AFC champions. The high school art teacher from Daytona Beach, Fla. hand-painted the car black and yellow with a Steelers logo on the hood, Ben Roethlisberger on the passenger side door and a psychedelic, flowing tribute to Troy Polamalu and his Samson-like locks on the trunk.

High school art teacher… hahaha. Where I live we have another name for those people.

They’re called failed artists.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

10 Comments on "Here’s The Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day"

  1. doesnt matter

    Why would you paint a rapist on your car, especially if you are a teacher. I don’t think I would allow my kids around him knowing how much he supports rapists, I should say how much he idolizes them, Sad sad excuse for a human being

  2. Daniel

    I’m not gonna lie, that thing would actually be pretty sick if it didn’t have Roethlisberger one it. You gotta get over that it’s a Steelers thing, cause you know none of us would criticize it if it were Packers. I mean, the quality of the painting is amazing, and Polamalu is a pretty awesome dude…. according to wikipedia, he hobbies include surfing, making cabinets, growing flowers, and playing piano. Please come to Green Bay when your contract expires.

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