Vomit-Inducing News Of The Day: Jay Cutler Getting Engaged
The more I think about it, the more this makes sense.
A no-talent quarterback is getting engaged to a no-talent reality star.
That’s right, mouth-breather extraordinaire and all-around vagina, [intlink id="13" type="category"]Chicago Bears[/intlink] quarterback [intlink id="405" type="category"]Jay Cutler[/intlink] is getting engaged to someone who’s famous for no real reason whatsoever and has no discernible talent, Kristen Cavallari.
Cavallari was on the reality show, The Hills.
There’s increasing buzz that the romance between embattled Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and his reality TV star girlfriend Kristin Cavallari is quickly moving to the really serious stage.
According to several sources, the couple will soon announce their engagement — and already have been ring shopping.
Oooooooooooooh! We’re jumping up and down and squealing like a giddy school girl!
They’ll make such… stupid, talentless children.
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