Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise

Wishful thinking.

You know all that Super Bowl championship gear they make before the game for the losing team?

It all gets shipped to some third-world country.

While the Green Bay Packers were wearing their gear around Cowboys Stadium, the [intlink id=”386″ type=”category”]Pittsburgh Steelers[/intlink] were… well, not wearing anything but their uniforms.

The people of Zambia thank you, Pittsburgh.

They will be able to reap the benefits of you not winning¬†[intlink id=”1425″ type=”category”]Super Bowl XLV[/intlink]. That’s right, the people of Zambia will be getting just what they’ve always wanted — clothes.

Anyway, they’ll work just fine in Zambia, where no one gives a shit about who won the Super Bowl.