Actually, I take that back. Calling this gay is an insult to my homosexual friends.

This is something else entirely.

It’s lame. It’s loserish. It’s a sign this guy is never getting laid for the rest of his life, unless he runs into a 300-pound hillbilly with five teeth from West Virginia.

They like the Steelers, too, ya know?

Eventually, this guy will realize what a sad, pathetic life he has, snap, take hostages and engage in a standoff with police before shooting himself in the face.

Polamalu car

Here’s the real tragedy. The owner of the idiotmobile is teaching your children! Or at least, he’s teaching somebody’s children.

To show his support for his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers, 27-year-old Martin Reese spent about 90 hours over the past three weeks customizing his 1983 Mercedes Benz 300D into a rolling tribute to the AFC champions. The high school art teacher from Daytona Beach, Fla. hand-painted the car black and yellow with a Steelers logo on the hood, Ben Roethlisberger on the passenger side door and a psychedelic, flowing tribute to Troy Polamalu and his Samson-like locks on the trunk.

High school art teacher… hahaha. Where I live we have another name for those people.

They’re called failed artists.