No, it’s not nearly as exciting as linebacker Desmond Bishop’s contract extension, but the Green Bay Packers did ink another player to a contract extension, last week.
Wait for it… wait for it… long snapper Brett Goode!
So, the Packers won’t have to worry about a long snapper for a while, which is Goode.
I’m on a fuckin’ roll this morning!
Anyway, the Packers signed Goode to a two-year extension that will keep him with the team through the 2012 season. Goode got a $300,000 increase on his 2010 salary, which means he got one big check, last week.
Don’t spend that all in one place, bro!
Goode will make $560,500 in 2011 and $676,000 in 2012.
So, if you have any overweight kids, let this be a lesson. Train them to throw a football accurately, backwards between their legs and they’ll do just fine in life.
Okay, I will now make you the promise we’ll never talk about Brett Goode ever again.