Jeremy Piven Does Not Like Your Super Bowl Matchup
Jeremy Piven, of Entourage fame, doesn’t like anything about this year’s Super Bowl matchup.
Piven was looking for a New York Jets-Chicago Bears game for, who knows why. Probably because he sucks.
There honestly couldn’t have been a shittier Super Bowl matchup than that.
Anyway, Piven voiced his displeasure over the Green Bay Packers-Pittsburgh Steelers tilt by saying, “Now it’s Rapist-Berger and the cheeseheads. Cheesy Rape Burger.”
Mmmmmm… cheesy rape burger…
In case you’ve been under a rock all season, Rapist-Berger is a reference to Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who has twice been accused of rape, but never charged.
Funny, we always thought the correct term was Rapelisberger.