Jeremy Piven Does Not Like Your Super Bowl Matchup
Remember when he had less hair? Strange how that grew back.
Jeremy Piven, of Entourage fame, doesn’t like anything about this year’s Super Bowl matchup.
Piven was looking for a New York Jets-Chicago Bears game for, who knows why. Probably because he sucks.
There honestly couldn’t have been a shittier Super Bowl matchup than that.
Anyway, Piven voiced his displeasure over the Green Bay Packers-Pittsburgh Steelers tilt by saying, “Now it’s Rapist-Berger and the cheeseheads. Cheesy Rape Burger.”
Mmmmmm… cheesy rape burger…
In case you’ve been under a rock all season, Rapist-Berger is a reference to Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who has twice been accused of rape, but never charged.
Funny, we always thought the correct term was Rapelisberger.
01/31/2011 - 9:53 am
I always feel like my soul is being raped if I accidently watch Entourage.
01/31/2011 - 9:54 am
Wow, this Piven guy is very witty.. Honestly who lets a guy like this open his mouth.
01/31/2011 - 10:05 am
‘Entourage’ absolutely sucks. I hate having to watch even 5 minutes while I wait for ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ reruns to start. Take a handful of short nerdy Hollywood wanna-be’s who think they’re really, really cool and give them a show to flaunt how really, really cool they are. Ugh.
01/31/2011 - 10:20 am
Piven is great friends with John Cusack. I believe they both grew up in Chicago. So, it’s not a surprise that he wouldn’t like our beloved Pack. Take his opinion for what it’s worth – sour grapes.
not a fan of entourage, either….
01/31/2011 - 10:29 am
Piven never would have had a career without John Cusak. Check out Cusak’s first few movies….his pal Piven was in them ALL.
Coat-tail riding mouth breather….
GO PACK GO!!!!!
01/31/2011 - 11:08 am
I guess we’re even, because I can’t stand watching anything that has Jeremy Piven IN it.
Ask me how many episodes of Entourage I’ve watched in my lifetime. ZERO. Only he and David Spade have the power to make me NOT tune in to something.
01/31/2011 - 12:11 pm
That’s like taking dustin diamonds opinion seriously.
02/01/2011 - 8:34 pm
True, I think it would have hurt worse from Dustin. Fuck off Pivon, These teams earned it.
01/31/2011 - 12:15 pm
Like Entourage but &$@# Jeremy Piven.
01/31/2011 - 4:06 pm
That fuck knob was in Old School as the dean. Looks like he’s still playing the “Bad Guy”
01/31/2011 - 5:43 pm
what a D-bag. Best match up in years. Go Pack
02/01/2011 - 5:06 am
Ironic because the d-bag statch-raped Miley Cyrus
http://www.thesuperficial.com/jeremy-piven-banged-miley-cyrus-01-2011
02/02/2011 - 4:52 pm
who the fuck IS this arch douche?
02/05/2011 - 2:15 pm
Anyone who doesn’t understand the appeal of a Steelers – Packers Super Bowl is obviously not a real football fan… and since he’s not really a football fan, why should anyone care what he has to say about football?