Ryan Pickett

This is a porn-free environment!

Let’s be honest. We like porn. We also like porn stars.

A lot.

Green Bay Packers defensive end Ryan Pickett does not share our affinity for flesh, apparently, although we’re sure he’s a real dynamo in the bedroom.

Pickett is on the board of directors of xxxchurch.com, an organization that preaches against the evils of pornography and sponsors National Porn Sunday, a Feb. 6 religious service that broadcasts their anti-porn message to 300 churches across the country.

In other words, Ryan Pickett doesn’t like fun and doesn’t expect you to have any, lest you want to spend eternity in the fiery pits of hell.

“It’s just everywhere. I just felt like it was a good thing to jump on board with,” Pickett said of the church.

I wonder if it’s everywhere because people want and enjoy it.

No, no, must be that pornographers are physically forcing their porn on people.

Anyway, I don’t particularly want to get into a debate about all of this. That would cut into the time I could be watching porn.

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