This is Brett Goode. You'll have to take my word for it.

No, it’s not nearly as exciting as linebacker Desmond Bishop’s contract extension, but the Green Bay Packers did ink another player to a contract extension, last week.

Wait for it… wait for it… long snapper Brett Goode!

So, the Packers won’t have to worry about a long snapper for a while, which is Goode.

Ay oh!

I’m on a fuckin’ roll this morning!

Anyway, the Packers signed Goode to a two-year extension that will keep him with the team through the 2012 season. Goode got a $300,000 increase on his 2010 salary, which means he got one big check, last week.

Don’t spend that all in one place, bro!

Goode will make $560,500 in 2011 and $676,000 in 2012.

So, if you have any overweight kids, let this be a lesson. Train them to throw a football accurately, backwards between their legs and they’ll do just fine in life.

Okay, I will now make you the promise we’ll never talk about Brett Goode ever again.