Joe Jonas Brings Some Hot Tail To Lambeau

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Ah, to be young, talentless and rich.

Stop the presses, people!

There was a Jonas brother at the Green Bay Packers game on Sunday. Specifically, it was Joe.

Yeah, I know. I don’t care either.

I’ve never heard it, but I’ve been told Joe and his brothers play some sort of bullshit, teeny-bopper music that makes young girls swoon.

That being said, I was impressed by Jonas’ arm candy — Ashley Greene and Jessica Szohr.

Well done, sir!

I had to look this up, but Greene was in Twilight and Szohr is on Gossip Girl, which like Jonas’ music, are two things that will never be on in my household.

I’m not sure why these guys were at the game. I don’t know if their allegiance lies with the Packers or the New York Giants.

If anyone would like to enlighten me, please feel free.

In the meantime, let’s familiarize ourselves with Ashley Greene and Jessica Szohr a little bit more.

Yes, I have wood.

Update: As several people have now pointed out to me, Szohr is from Menomonee Falls. I also heard a rumor she was spotted at a Bucks game with Aaron Rodgers, so… speculate away.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

13 Comments on "Joe Jonas Brings Some Hot Tail To Lambeau"

  1. Anita

    I’ve never heard of either of those chicks until today, and I WISH I had never heard of the Jonas Brothers.

  2. mareesa

    Jessica Szhor grew up in Menomonee Falls, WI and her family is here. She comes home a lot and is obviously a Packer fan.

  3. Meagan

    Joe is a Giants fan and he is dating Ashley so I’m sure she was going for the Giants too…

    Interesting about Jessica Szhor and Aaron Rodgers.

  4. Lori

    Well, Joe seems to have some talent in the sack, since he’s been banging Ashley for about 6 months now and they’re happy as can be. He’s actually a pretty good guy, and a huge sports fan who had some nice things to say about Lambeau Field and the dedication of Packers fans, even if he was rooting for the Giants. (He was raised in Jersey) Hope they had a good time up in their cozy, warm field box.

  5. nurseratchett

    ummmm yuck. Aaron Rodgers is HOT and could do much better than the chicks above. Aaron, please don’t waste the best ass in the NFL on that!!!

    I’m too old and boring to know who is who in the pix, but thinking the 1st chick needs a shower and the second one needs to relax her neck before her head pops off. I’m just saying…I begrudge the men nothing, however, so enjoy your wood, Monty!

  6. Holla!

    my cousin was at the game and actually met them. They were watching the game from aaron rodgers sky box.

  7. Anton Fitzpatrick

    JJ is gay. Not saying he is gay, dude really is. Ashley Greene is a publicity thing. Jessica is a Wisco girl, which means she is a ho who fucks around on her bf…the dude from Gossip Girl she was dating for a couple years. Pretty common knowledge she cheated on him with some friend of theirs….not that something like that evvver happens in WI at bartime. That being said, who the fuck cares?

    • Aaron Reed

      I saw JJ and Ashley Greene in a bar in Jacksonville, FL 2 days ago, and they looked pretty cozy. Nice guy, BTW. I know her brother, and he says they’re the real thing. Looked like it. Don’t think the dude is gay.

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