And the winner is… Heather, because I laughed and I was turned on at the same time.

Her answer was as follows.

My new years resolution is world domination. I know it’s a reach, so if that falls through I’ve decided to settle for partner domination instead. Happy New Year! Cheers!

Jaybird, you were a close second, but if the Packers happen to lose, you’d start to remind me of a Vikings fan and we can’t have that.

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I told you we had more stuff to give away.

Today you get a chance to win a $75 gift certificate from CSN Stores, where you can buy pretty much anything you want.

They have adjustable bar stools you can sit on when you’re getting drunk at home. They have jewelry for when you screw up and need to apologize to your old lady. They have toys so you can give your kids something to occupy themselves while you’re watching the Packers.

You get the point.

The gift certificate doesn’t cover shipping, but you can use it on any of the CSN sites and there are a bunch of them.

Here’s what you need to do to win.

Simply tell us, in the comments, something about a New Year’s resolution — what yours is or suggest one for someone else, like maybe a member of the Green Bay Packers.

The best answer will win.

Please make sure you include your email address when you comment, so we can contact you.

Finally, your best shot to win is to be creative. Humor is appreciated.

We’ll close the contest on Tuesday. My hangover should have worn off by then.

Good luck.