Don’t Mess With Jared Allen’s Girlfriend, Just Wear His Jersey When Committing Crimes
First, comes this video in which you’ll see Allen utter these words: “I’ll break your fucking neck homeboy … and then I’ll write a check to your fucking name too.”
Before you go off on what a douche Jared Allen is – and believe us, his douchiness is immeasurable – he did have reason to be so pissed off. You see, Allen and his woman were in the Grapevine in Scottsdale, AZ a couple weeks ago, when apparently a patron called Allen’s woman a cunt.
Allen’s response is appropriate considering the situation. The real question is this – what the hell is a guy who’s been suspended by the NFL for violating its substance abuse policy doing in a bar anyway?
Then again, the Vikings only employ the dumbest motherfuckers in the league, so I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise.
On a secondary note, let’s take a quick look at what kind of people are Jared Allen fans.
In a word, criminals.
Take a look at this ad for Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Anthony Hardy Williams. The ad advocates tougher gun laws. In it, you’ll see a gun-toting thug walking through an alley and later getting arrested.
Notice what he’s wearing.
That’s right, a Jared Allen jersey.
Via Sports By Brooks.
Empty ad slot (#1)!