Meanwhile, we are waiting for your bitch slap. Go back to stealing bagged milk from Kwik Trip or putting decals on your bug deflector, or whatever old turds like you do.

I hate to ruin what you “really love” most, but us Vikings faithful were never pretending Favre wasn’t “kicking our assess all over the place for 16 years”. We knew it, we respected it, we sdmired it, we envied it, and we really enjoyed that he FINALLY made the 2 Packers games something WORTH WATCHING instead of 2 extra fall yard work days every year, …for the first time since the freakin’ 1960′s!

And that’s not all. When he took that tiny cow town of yours to the Super Bowl, we all cheered and said, “this is the REAL America’s Team, owned by the town, …not some loud mouthed corporate Texas marketing bullsh.. ! We were proud of Favre, proud of a community owned team, proud of little Green Bay, WI – suddenly back on the world map.

So when the new Packers brain trust decided they were done with him, we couldn’t believe it, ..OF COURSE WE WANTED HIM! DUH!

He MADE the Packers exciting! He MAKES the Vikings exciting! IT IS THAT SIMPLE. The touchdown strike with 2 seconds against San Fran last years was arguably the single best play of the entire NFL season! -I am sure you can understand it. In fact, …I am very sure you know it.

You’re the worst type of football fan. You have such a low self image of yourself and where you’re from that you made the mistake of attaching your self worth to a single prominent player. A good ol’ boy sports hero like Favre made you feel relevant and when he left you couldn’t make sense of it. So you switched sides! Pathetic.

We don’t ever want “fans” like you back. Ever. Once a Viking Fan always a Viking fan. You have been tainted and stained, not unlike the chili stained sweatpants you wear to work everyday. What is it with you idiots and chili anyway? It’s weird.

Look, I understand Brett has given many years of enjoyment through watching him play. But he’s no god damn hero, he plays football, occasionally takes pills, and does annual retirements, that’s it. He didn’t rescue you and your family from a burning building, he didn’t cure world hunger, he’s a fucking athlete.

Some of these fans need a serious grip on fucking reality. Putting up billboards and ads just to fucking stroke the ego of one of sport’s biggest diva attention whores. Maybe I’m mistaken but haven’t their been two big natural disasters recently? Aren’t we in an economic downfall where many have lost jobs and some cannot afford to eat or find a place to stay.

But hey, who cares about that. Anyone interested in starting up a fund so we all fly down to Mississippi and suck off the land baron? And sonny, coon, jeff, whatever, if you hate the site so much, I’ve got a grand fucking idea for you, stop visiting.

It’s weird Jeff, that you spend all your time looking up Packers sites and suggesting them in talk back on other Packers sites. I can only imagine the drool you leave elsewhere. Suggestion: reduce the amount of porn, get a girlfriend, or try on a real team for size. You clearly have championship envy.