Chicago Bears’ Quarterbacks Micro Machine Style

The Chicago Bears have had a lot of quarterbacks over the years – most of them bad.

As a Green Bay Packers’ fan, that gives me a warm feeling inside not unlike that of a belly full of whiskey.

Here’s a rundown of the Bears’ quarterbacks by John Moschitta Jr., who you may remember as the Micro Machines Man.

The Bears Still Suck! Hahahahaha.

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