Javon Walker: Rotting in Purgatory

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Man, I suck.

Well, there’s a good chance if you can’t get on the field for the laughingstock of the NFL, you’re not going to get on the field anywhere, and that’s just what’s happening with Javon Walker in Oakland.

Walker, who demanded a trade from the Green Bay Packers and later the Denver Broncos, has seen the field a grand total of four plays this season. He’s been inactive for four of the Raiders five games. He’s caught zero passes.


Let me be totally upfront. I fucking despise Javon Walker. Ever since he pulled his prima donna act in Green Bay and demanded a trade, well, I wouldn’t piss on the guy if he were on fire.

Besides my personal feelings, Walker’s inactivity is totally perplexing considering that the Raiders have the worst offense in the history of offenses. Of course, a big part of that is the Raiders have the worst quarterback in the history of quarterbacks in JaMarcus Russell, but still. This douche can’t even get on the field for the Raiders?


Anyway, Walker says he’s open to a trade if the Raiders think it’s in their best interest. Walker is making $4.6 million this season and says he’s 100 percent recovered from the ankle and knee injuries he suffered last season.

As you read this, the Raiders phone lines are lighting up with potential suitors. I have personally called Al Davis and offered him a wheel of cheese for Walker, who I will then employ as my butler. The deal is contingent upon the Raiders picking up Walker’s entire $4.6 million salary. Davis is strongly considering it.

Ah, Javon Walker, rotting away in purgatory is exactly where you belong.

Happy fucking trails!


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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

5 Comments on "Javon Walker: Rotting in Purgatory"

  1. ray

    You are a true ass hole. We got Jennings for Walker(not staright up trade) but you relish other peoples misery.

    From what I hear he is healthy enough to play but David wants him to sit.

    Screw you.

  2. Scot Tani

    I think your funny as hell. People get what they deserve and Walker got his. What he pulled in Green Bay was a joke. Let’s not also forget the BS he pulled in Vegas abour getting jumped in the street that he completly lied about. What’s really sad is I met Javon in Green Bay when I was there in 2004 on Friday before they played their home season opener against the Bears (they lost,Amhan Green fumble turned that game) It was at a club in the nightclub area (Washington Street) and he hung out with us for about 20 minutes and was a real nice guy. I dont know what happened to him, but I do not feel sorry for him in any way. 4.6 million to sit on the bench. Screw him!!!!!!!

  3. chris

    ha let him rot, his career was suppose to be with the packers…….unfortunatley he wanted a trade…..unfortunatley we have jennings and well…. the raiders have a new cheerleader on the sideline……he’s suppose to be having the career jennings is having……. basically the go to go guy, and one of the top wide recievers in the league….. he has a lot of talent and probably still can make big plays……no1 wants to see anyone get injured, (unless its jared allen) but no1 wants to deal with a premadonna ur the radiers, the bills, or the vikings

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