Newsflash: Bernard Berrian Likes Hot, Naked Broads
It seems that Minnesota Vikings’ receiver Bernard Berrian likes hot, naked broads.
I know, that’s a stretch. First of all, there aren’t any hot broads in Minnesota. Second of all, he’s a Minnesota Vikings’ player and he has poor taste. But apparently, Berrian “accidentally” posted a nude photo of a woman to his Twitter stream on Saturday.
Berrian, of course, said he never saw the photo and doesn’t know hot it got there.
I, for one, am appalled. How dare a red-blooded American male be spending time photographing a hot, nude woman! I mean, what has our society come to?! The thought is preposterous!
From Deadspin, who attempted to explain the situation (the photo has since been removed – thank God!):
Unfortunately, my guess is that Berrian accidentally uploaded said naked showering gal photo instead of the dinner photo. I suppose it’s the equivalent of selecting “reply to all” instead of “reply” on an e-mail, only with more gratuitous nudity. At least it didn’t happen on a boat.
Anyway, who the hell knows what happened. I don’t say this often about a member of the Minnesota Vikings, but well done, Bernard. Well done.
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