Comments on: Jared Allen: Even Bigger Douche Than We Thought

By: Don't Mess With Jared Allen's Girlfriend, Just Wear His Jersey When Committing Crimes | Total Packers

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:25:34 +0000

[...] You know how much we love Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end and dumbass redneck Jared Allen, so we really couldn’t resist bringing you the latest news from the Sax Machine. [...]

By: krh

krh — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:49:38 +0000

whew, now i know what to get everyone at totalpackers for xmas this year

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:38:55 +0000

So it’s safe to assume he’s about to sodomize that bull right?

By: kevin

kevin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:31:57 +0000

Jared Allen is a funny dude. Why the sour grapes? This type of stuff would never sell in Green Bay. (Rolls eyes)

By: Mitch

Mitch — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:54:32 +0000

Don’t forget about the DUIs.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:04:15 +0000

maybe the vikings will have a special deal…….When you buy the brett favre football u get jared allens tshit for free……….fuck whats next adrian peterson jockstraps?

By: bearflash

bearflash — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:08:08 +0000

That guy is pretty sweet, he should open up his own restaurant with a catchy named based off the number on his jersey

By: Sarah Wolfe

Sarah Wolfe — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:06:51 +0000

Oh shut UP. Shut up!!! Is that for real? I just threw up in the back of my mouth.