Jared Allen: Even Bigger Douche Than We Thought
He can also take douchebaggery to new heights, and he’s done it once again.
We know about the mullet, we know about the red-neckery, we know about the nonsense that comes out of his mouth on a regular basis. In fact, we detailed this in our first ever Get to Know a Viking segment. But we didn’t know about the Jared Allen clothing line.
That’s right – the Jared Allen clothing line.
What, pray tell might you find in said clothing line? Well, totally awesome stuff like mullet shirts, “Got Strange” shirts and this beauty below, which is called “Sax Machine.” You know, it says Sax instead of Sex. Get it?
I mean, that’s totally frickin’ awesome, right?
Actually, no. It’s douche, you douchebag, Jared Allen. Only in Minnesota and possibly Alabama would you be able to get away with something so stupid.
In honor of Allen’s continued douchery, we bring you one of the original Total Packers videos. Enjoy.
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