Brett Favre throws a touchdown and craps his pants.

“It’s sweet but it had nothing to do with revenge…” more bullshit from the Favre.

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And there you go. Final score 30-23 Vikings.

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Rice recovers the onside kick. That should do it.

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Crosby field goal is good. 30-23 Vikings.

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Rodgers comes up short. Field goal unit comes out onto the field.

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Quick toss to Lee to the 14 yard line.

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UGH. Jared Allen sack. Again. AGAIN.

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Rodgers completion to Ryan Grant for first down. Astute play to get out of bounds.

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The look on Favre’s face in that quick cut to him said it all. F*ck you Pack.

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OK. 34-yard gain to James Jones. We’ll see where this goes.

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Aaaand we’re getting nowhere fast…

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Jordy Nelson muffs the punt, but fortunately Packers recover.

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Just saw the best Vikings T-shirt in the crowd. Some stupid blonde chick wearing a shirt “Miss You 4.” What?? Miss you 4?? Don’t you HAVE No. 4?

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Peterson stays in bounds, forces Green Bay to use its final timeout at 3:27.

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Vikings recover the onside kick.

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Two-point conversion is no good. Ten-point game with 3:40 to go. Doable??

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Touchdown to Jordy Nelson. But is it too little, too late?

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There’s some life. Rodgers to Finley for a big play…

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Vikings punt to the Packers, lands inside the 5. Things are going Minnesota’s way….

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Seriously. I think Jon Gruden should just admit he and Favre are having some kind of relationship.

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I would be happy with ANYONE else but Jared Allen having a career game tonight. Anyone.

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OK…safety. Wonderful. So only a 16-point lead to overcome. BLAH

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Oh…? Perhaps Rodgers’ knee was down?? Two points instead of seven? We’ll see.

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Aaaand Rodgers fumbles on the 3 yard line after a near safety. Game over.

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Unreal defense by the Vikings. We just can’t get out from the goal line.

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Special teams keep punt out of the endzone. This will be a long drive from inside the 5.

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And here comes the punt team. Way to go for it Chilly!!

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Vikings just keep marching the ball up the field. This is not good.

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Amazing how Favre has struggled in this building in seasons past. Seems to have figured out the MetroBarn tonight….

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Packers give it up on downs, big Vikings return to near midfield.

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Colledge is grabbing his knee. Rookie TJ Lang is now the LT….

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Shit. Clifton’s fill-in is down…

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Rodgers sacked for the sixth time tonight. ARGH…..

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Fourth down for Vikings. Packers take over at their 20 yard line.

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Shut up, Gruden. This is like a Brett Favre jerk fest.

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Seven straight third down conversions for the Vikings.

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What the EFF was that trick play shit, Chilly?? LOL

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Favre has not been sacked tonight. And he’s nearly perfect on third down. Another third down converted to Rice.

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Fourth quarter now….Chester Taylor drops a pass from Favre.

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Berrian is really having a great game. Another first down pass from Favre.

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HOW could Lee have dropped that pass?? Christ. Still 28-14 Vikings.

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This is one of the plays of the game. We need to score here.

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And yeah, I meant Finley, not Driver. Timeout….

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Going for it on fourth down.

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Third and goal. HUGE PLAY.  And Driver doesn’t get in.

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Grant NEARLY fumbled on the goal line. Called down by contact, THANK GOD.

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SWEET screen completion to Ryan Grant. First and goal. Some great missed tackles there, Queens.

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Rodgers was just given about the same amount of time as Favre to throw. Not the same result. Sacked. LET GO OF THE BALL AARON.

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And THERE’S DRIVER. Finally. First catch and a gain of 24.

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THROW IT AWAY AARON!!! Just throw it away. Don’t try to be Brett here and do something stupid.

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Well thank god for Jordy Nelson. First down. Shut up, MetroBarn.

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Well Rodgers just basically laid an egg for a sack. And it was Jared Allen of all people. EW.

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Favre is 18 of 21 for 226 yards and 3 touchdowns. That’s a passer rating of 150-plus.

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According to Journal Sentinel writer Greg Bedard, Favre had more than 7 seconds to complete that touchdown pass to Dugan. That’s an eternity in the NFL.

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What a surprise. Good return by Jordy Nelson NEGATED by penalty. This is frustrating.

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And there you go. Quick shot by Favre to Berrian for a Vikings TD, 28-14 Minnesota.

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Hey, I know. Why don’t we just let Favre fucking PULL UP A CHAIR so he can wait for the right coverage to throw down field. MOTHER EFFING CHRIST. Get some pressure on the man!!!!!!!

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Man, you’ve gotta hand it to this defense. They are holding their own on Peterson. Favre may be another story, but at least they’re holding Peterson.

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Nice Peterson tackle by Jolley  to start the second half.

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Keys to the second half: GET PRESSURE ON FRICKING FAVRE. Continue to run the ball and EASE UP ON THE PENALTIES.

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Six penalties against the Packers in the first half. That CANNOT continue in the second. That and the turnovers are the difference in this game.

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Aaaand it’s halftime. Hail Mary is no good. Hickboy Jared Allen, meanwhile, has to be pulled from the Packer bench for the hit on Rodgers. God I hate that guy.

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Sweet timeout with one second left in the first half. Hail Mary time!!

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Wynne has a great first down pickup. Keeps Vikings from getting the ball back with a free shot to the endzone at the end of the first half.

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Peterson in for the touchdown. Vikings 21-14. BULLSHIT PENALTY on the play before in my opinion, but oh well. There were two penalties anyway, so they would have gotten called for something.

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Two defensive penalties NEGATE Favre interception in the end zone. FUCKING A.

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ARGH. Gain of 42 to Percy Harvin. First and goal Minnesota. This guy has the two minute drill down like nobody’s business.

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HUGE hole for Chester Taylor. Oy.

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Christ. ANOTHER long Favre completion to Rice. GET ON THAT MOTHER EFFER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.

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Welcome to the NFC North, Percy Harvin. OUCH!!! Great special teams crack.

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Clay Matthews, cut your hair please. You look like Barbie.

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Peterson FUMBLES!!! Clay Matthews takes it in for the score. 14-14 motha EFFERS!!

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Rodgers sacked again. Three and out for Packers.

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Blackmon limps off field with help of trainers after kickoff return.

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These turnovers are killing us. We have GOT TO HANG ON TO THE BALL.

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Favre touchdown to Rice. 14-7 Vikings.

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And just like that, first down to Berrian. Fricking Favre.

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Another tackle for no gain. Harris looks good.

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Jolly tackles Peterson for a loss of two. That’s what we need more of guys. Every single play you must win your gap.

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All right. Jenkins back in. Doesn’t appear the injury is too bad.

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Williams falls down, Favre makes a big play to Rice. First down Vikings. Our corners have GOT to do a better job on these receivers!!

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Cullen Jenkins slow in getting up off the field. Not good.

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Great play by Antoine Winfield, though Rodgers threw that pass a bit short.

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Well there it is. Rodgers’ first pick since last season. CRAP.

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NO CHALLENGE FOR YOU CHILLY! LOL…gotta be a little quicker with that challenge flag.

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WHAT!?!??! Out of the hands of Driver, hit by Henderson and then caught by Jennings for a first down!!!!!! Amazing. I’m sure it will be challenged though.

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WHY are you going for it on 4th and 3?!?!?!

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Last player to rush for 100 yards against the Vikings was Ryan Grant on 11-11-07 with 102 yards….

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Another Rodgers to Finley connection. Glad to see Rodgers getting some time to throw.

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Ted Thompson looks worried. Or constipated. Maybe both.

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Good hold. Three and out for Minnesota.

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SWEET tackle for a loss, Jenkins. Third and 14.

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Wow. Just saw the LAMEST commercial ever for a badly painted football of Brett Favre to “commemorate this great joining the purple and gold.” LOL

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62 yard score to Finley!!! Amazing play!!!!!!!! 7-7 tied.

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All right, Rodgers. Game time. Show us what you’re made of.

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Ah boy. Easy Favre TD pass to Shiancoe. 7-0 Vikings.

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Jesus christ. How are we going to stop Peterson if we give him three or four chances to change directions/decelerate/accelerate??? Second and goal Vikings.

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Already three penalties against the Packers for 30 yards. Vikings going for it on fourth down.

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Nice tackle Chillar! Almost makes up for your dumbass penalty the play before.

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Nice throw by Favre. Gain of 17. Dammit.

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This is surreal. Favre looks Nick Barnett in the eyes before calling the play.

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McCarthy loses challenge on fumble. Vikings ball. Here comes Mr. Favre.

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Ahhh disaster. Rodgers turns it over on a sack. Vikings ball.

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Shut up!! Huge first down to Finley!

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Four-for-four! Rodgers holding his cool.

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Just saw Favre in purple watching from the sidelines. Must. Control. Puke. Reflex.

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Great screen play followed by a dumbass hold. Let’s eliminate those penalties tonight boys.

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Grant for no yardage on the opening play. Let’s hope this is not repeated too often tonight.

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Can we get a new Monday Night Football intro one of these years please? I love me some Hank Williams Jr., but christ this is getting old. LAME!

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Favre and Rodgers come out for the coin toss. They briefly shake hands. Favre puts his hand on Rodgers’ helmet, as if to say, sorry I’ve been ignoring you for two years buddy.

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This place is electric tonight. Rodgers looked sharp in warmups. Favre didn’t greet any of his former teammates.

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