Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept
2009-09-16
It’s our first (and who knows, maybe last) Green Bay Packers Top 10 List – Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept.
10. Times Aaron Rodgers has been asked about Brett Favre.
9. Games in which Mike McCarthy didn’t have a pen or pencil stuck in his hat.
8. Messages Reggie White received directly from God regarding his football career (or money).
7. Questions that Ted Thompson has actually answered honestly during a press conference, instead of constructing an obviously bullshit answer or going totally off topic.
6. Times William Henderson hurdled a defender.
5. Number of completely useless, fake jump passes attempted by Brett Favre during a run play.
4. Times Packers linebackers coach Kevin Greene has headbutted someone during practice.
3. Times Gilbert Brown performed “The Gravedigger.”
2. Times Nick Barnett has misspelled a word a third grader could spell on his Twitter stream.
1. Times a Packers player has done the Lambeau Leap only to have his junk grabbed by a fan.
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someone should send that picture to Ochocinco!
Fuck yes, #2 is hilarious. Jermichael Finley’s posts make Nick look like a Rhodes scholar.
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