Although this is totally unrelated to the Green Bay Packers, it is related to our pathetic nemesis to the east, the Detroit Lions. Specifically, Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford. You know, the number one overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.

Ever wonder what it would be like to be the number one pick in the NFL Draft? Well, here’s a peak.

These came my way via a friend from Detroit, and while I don’t know a lot about where and when this party took place, it seems pretty clear by Stafford’s Tigers hat that it was after he signed with the Lions.

What can we learn from these? Matthew Stafford likes blondes. Blondes like Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford gets around. If you grab Matthew Stafford’s junk, he may very well take you home. Matthew Stafford, at 21, probably still has a little growing up to do. And, finally, Matthew Stafford needs to be a little more careful of who he lets take photos of him.

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