Archive for July, 2009
Packers Sign Clay Matthews
Jul 30th
The Green Bay Packers have come to terms with outside linebacker Clay Matthews, the second of the team’s two first-round draft picks. The signing leaves only B.J. Raji, the 9th overall selection, unsigned as training camp approaches. As part of Total Packers’ ongoing profiles of draft pick signees, here’s your look at Clay Matthews. You [...]
Brett Favre – The Aftermath
Jul 29th
Now we survey the wreckage. Brett Favre’s decision to remain retired instead of joining the Minnesota Vikings, has some serious ramifications. The Vikings organization… hahahahahahahhahahaha!… sorry, lost my train of thought. Oh yeah, the Vikings. Let’s start at the top, with the chief bonehead. Vikings coach Brad Childress released a statement yesterday, saying the Favre [...]
Brett Favre Drama Is Over – At Least For Now
Jul 28th
Brett Favre will not join the Minnesota Vikings, according to coach Brad Childress. Childress sent a text message to the Associated Press confirming as much. While I think we can all breathe a big sigh of relief that all of this nonsense and bullshit is over with (again), I don’t think it will change the [...]
Brett Favre Conflicted, Anguished About Joining Vikings
Jul 23rd
Former Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Brett Favre is said to be conflicted about joining the Minnesota Vikings. ESPN uses the word “anguished” in relation to Favre’s decision-making process. So, Favre to the Vikings isn’t quite a done deal yet. However, Favre apparently feels a bit of obligation to Minnesota’s coaching staff, who have been recruiting [...]
Packers Sign Quinn Johnson, First Rounders Remain
Jul 22nd
On Wednesday, the Green Bay Packers signed fifth-round draft choice Quinn Johnson, fullback from LSU. The signing leaves the Packers with only two unsigned picks – first-rounders B.J. Raji and Clay Matthews Jr. As part of Total Packers’ ongoing profiles of draft pick signees, we’ll take a look a Quinn Johnson. You can check out [...]
The Disaster That Awaits – Packers Backup Quarterback
Jul 21st
When the Green Bay Packers drafted Brian Brohm in the second round of the 2008 NFL Draft, I was excited. Not only did the Packers seem to have a solid future backup and potential trade bait, but they got a guy who was once considered a sure-fire top 10 pick in the second round. I [...]
Aaron Rodgers Sunday Conversation
Jul 20th
Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers sat down with Ed Werder for ESPN’s Sunday Conversation. In the interview, which took place in Lake Tahoe, Rodgers discusses taking over for Brett Favre, how close the Packers are, his rivalry with Jay Cutler, how Packers’ fans have treated him, and of course what he thinks of the [...]
Packers Weekend Video: Jared Allen
Jul 19th
Jared Allen, as with all members of the Minnesota Vikings, is a cunt. And typically, we use these Sundays before the NFL season begins to put the spotlight on a member of the Green Bay Packers. However, this Sunday is different because Total Packers now has it’s own YouTube channel. And so, since we haven’t [...]
Golden Boy vs. Country Boy: Hornung Blasts Favre
Jul 15th
Apparently, some Green Bay Packers’ legends haven’t forgotten about fidelity, loyalty and Packer Pride. Or maybe Paul Hornung thinks the Minnesota Vikings suck that much (they do). Either way, Hornung doesn’t seem to think Brett Favre wearing Vikings’ purple necessarily guarantees a Lombardi Trophy for our idiot neighbors in the land o’ lakes. “(Favre) ain’t going to [...]
Packers Weekend Video: Max McGee
Jul 12th
Max McGee – had to be the most colorful member of the Green Bay Packers, ever. Whether he was getting drunk the night before Super Bowl I, chasing broads with his roommate Paul Hornung, talking about Herschel Walker carrying watermelons, or drinking too much in the booth, Max was an interesting and lovable guy. He [...]
Total Packers Sunny Leone Wallpaper
Jul 10th
I think we’ve been over what the next best thing to Green Bay Packers football is before, so I’ll get right to the point. A couple weeks ago, I pulled some friends together and went up to Malibu to do a photoshoot. Those friends happened to be none other than the gorgeous Sunny Leone and [...]
Five Draft Picks Under Contract With Lang Signing
Jul 8th
The Green Bay Packers now have five of their eight 2009 draft picks under contract, with the signing of offensive lineman T.J. Lang, who signed yesterday. Lang joins linebacker Brad Jones, safety Brandon Underwood, defensive end Jarius Wynn – all of whom signed in mid-June – and tackle Jamon Meredith, who signed on June 25. [...]
Green Bay Packers: 5 Reasons for Excitement
Jul 1st
With training camp beginning at the end of the month, I am starting to get excited for the upcoming Green Bay Packers season. Since we’re in the down time between the Packers mini-camp and training camp, I figured now is as good a time as any to get you excited too. There are some very [...]
