Basically, there are two reasons why Green Bay Packers fans hate the Dallas Cowboys.

Dallas Cowboys fan

This is how I go to work!

THE FANS

Generally regarded across the nation as the absolute most annoying, least informed fans in professional sports, Dallas Cowboys fans embody the most despicable traits of their state, the Godforsaken outhouse called Texas. Or as it sounds in their garbled hayseed dialect “Tay-ha.”

It's true. I'm a cunt.

THE PLAYERS

The Dallas Cowboys consistently employ self absorbed douchebags like Terrell Owens, Deion Sanders and of course Michael “Dildos and Blow” Irvin. Media darlings and attention whores, year in and year out we have to listen to the likes of ESPN and even HBO cover their every move, trying to convince us that they are worth our time. Fortunately, over the last decade, they have consistently failed to live up to the hype. This year will be no different. Choke!

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