Comments on: Get To Know A Viking: Jared Allen http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/ Your Green Bay Packers: Telling It Like It Is Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:40:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Screw the Packers http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-5014 Screw the Packers Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:37:30 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-5014 Man, it’s so great seeing stuff like this after the fact.

How do you guys feel knowing that this “loudmouth redneck” has made you guys his personal bitch for the last two years?

Packers suck, just like their fans.

]]> By: Get To Know A Viking: Jeff Dugan | Total Packers | Green Bay Packers news, analysis, commentary, and video http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-1397 Get To Know A Viking: Jeff Dugan | Total Packers | Green Bay Packers news, analysis, commentary, and video Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:33:26 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-1397 [...] to spot our next subject for our Get To Know A Viking. We’ve already covered Hillbilly 1 (Jared Allen) and Hillbilly 2 (Bizarro Brett). Fresh off a cross-dressing stint, I thought maybe it was time to [...]

]]> By: Jared Allen: Even Bigger Douche Than We Thought | Total Packers | Green Bay Packers news, analysis, commentary, and video http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-1183 Jared Allen: Even Bigger Douche Than We Thought | Total Packers | Green Bay Packers news, analysis, commentary, and video Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:02:25 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-1183 [...] about the nonsense that comes out of his mouth on a regular basis. In fact, we detailed this in our first ever Get to Know a Viking segment. But we didn’t know about the Jared Allen clothing [...]

]]> By: Nick, Charles, Antonio and Dorse the Horse | Total Packers http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-170 Nick, Charles, Antonio and Dorse the Horse | Total Packers Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:40:30 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-170 [...] (12.5 sacks, 44 tackles), the Giants’ Justin Tuck (12 sacks, 60 tackles, 3 FF), and the Queens’ chief douchebag, Jared Allen (14.5 sacks, 48 tackles, 3 [...]

]]> By: Get to Know a Viking: Part 2: Ragnar | Total Packers http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-110 Get to Know a Viking: Part 2: Ragnar | Total Packers Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:56:06 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-110 [...] Get To Know A Viking: Part 1: Jared Allen UPDATE! [...]

]]> By: wslc http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-29 wslc Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:50:50 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-29 I just crunched some numbers over here… looks like, um, zero sacks and zero tackles. All in all a pretty good night. That is, if you consider getting utterly pwned by Chad Clifton a good night.

]]> By: TPS http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-28 TPS Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:30:04 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-28 Damn these West Coast schedules!
Can someone PLEASE tell me how many tackles and sacks Jared Allen had on Monday night vs Green Bay? I missed the game and the box score on ESPN showed O’fers. This is obviously a misprint cuz this guy gives QB’s nightmares, right Mr. A? Seriously. 8…10…how many tackles?

-TPS

]]> By: Today I Was Banned From a Vikings Forum! | Total Packers http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-19 Today I Was Banned From a Vikings Forum! | Total Packers Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:01:43 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-19 [...] Get To Know A Viking: Jared Allen [...]

]]> By: wslc http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-17 wslc Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:34:32 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-17 You keep mentioning Brett favre, like that’s going to get my goat – er, sheep. Dude, have you read my other posts? Rip on Brett all you want, douche, it won’t get you anywhere.

Allen has put up big numbers and he’s not a bad player at all. However, he’s overrated simply because too many people in the Twin Cities and in the national media have made the The Vikings Superbowl favorites just because he signed with the team.

Oh, and I did look up some of his stats. Maybe you’ll be interested in how he did the last time he faced the Packers o-line.

2 tackles and half a sack. And in case you have forgotten, the last time the Vikings played the Packers they lost. 34 to nothing.

Just to be clear, all Vikings are classless, cocky and overrated. Even really nice former Packers like Ryan Longwell and especially scumbags like Jared Allen and whoever came up with the idea of playing that stupid horn in the Metrodome.

ps – I’m not making fun of his mullet. I get that it’s ironic, it’s just that he gets too much credit for being a card, when his schtick is actually dated and played out. Next thing you know, he’ll be asking everyone if they’ve seen those Geico caveman commercials…

]]> By: Mr A http://www.totalpackers.com/2008/08/27/get-to-know-a-viking-jared-allen/#comment-16 Mr A Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:22:06 +0000 http://www.totalpackers.com/?p=30#comment-16 Didn’t every packer fan bow at the feet of an addict for the past 15 years?

Don’t they still support domestic abuser?

Aside of the off-the-field issues of his past, there’s nothing bad to be said about Jared Allen. You can make fun of his hair all you want, I don’t think he cares when mullets were popular on the internet.

Classless and cocky? Overrated? I don’t know what makes him classless, or cocky, he’s a joker, he’s no “cockier” than Brett Favre. He’s a man who loves the game of football, and loves having fun while doing it. If you want to call him overrated, go to his stats page, the numbers don’t lie.

I guess you pushed the sheep away long enough to pull some adjectives out of your ass.

Tell Aaron he’ll be seeing this cocky, classless, overrated, mullet wearing, redneck mouth-breather in his nightmares after September 8th.

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