Javon, Your Stupidity Speaks for Itself

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Javon Walker

I'm a pretty smart guy.

The explanation about why Javon Walker was found unconscious and beaten in Vegas on Tuesday morning, came today. It is more dumbfounding than any excuse I have ever heard.

“I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning I got a knock at the door. I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there. They cracked me in the head a few times, knocking me unconscious. They then robbed me of everything I had; my watch, money, everything! Somehow they got me to a car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

I see…

So… first, you let three dudes you didn’t know into your room, and then they knocked you out, robbed you, and then preceded to drag your limp body through the hotel, past all the cameras, other patrons, etc., deposited you into a car, drove away and left you in the Vegas streets.

Seems perfectly plausible to me. My only question, Javon, is, does your ass hurt?


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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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