Archive for April, 2008

We’re Idiots, but the Bears Still Suck

First, news from the scrap heap. Word out of Green Bay is that we brought in Daunte in for a visit today.
Yes, that Daunte. Culpepper – the guy who couldn’t hold on to a job in Miami OR Oakland, and was once, when he was still worth a shit, the leader of the hated Queens.
Hey [...]

Packer Fans Have a New Viking To Hate

It’s official, The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last years NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who gets what? First, Packer fans get a new villainous hillbilly to despise and curse on Sundays. Forget Chris Hovan, Jack Del Rio or any of the thugs who have donned the horns. Jared Allen is [...]

Packers’ Draft Options Numerous

Our draft needs are pretty well documented, with the leading contenders by position cornerback and left tackle. Secondarily, we need a backup tight end, backup QB, and possibly another defensive lineman, all for various reasons, which are well documented here.
Personally, I feel the pick is a cornerback, if the chips fall as expected. Then [...]

No Love For Rodgers

A casual surf through Google news reveals several articles and blogs openly wondering if the Packers should draft a QB in the first round. Let me settle this right now.
No. They shouldn’t.
The way I see it, Aaron Rodgers is more advanced and NFL ready than any of the QBs coming out this year. Also, Rodgers [...]

A New Era. A New Draft. A New Blog. Welcome to Total Packers

The 2008 NFL Draft approaches and I have some thoughts and predictions that I’d like to share. Before I get to that however, I should get the whole welcome-to-our-blog-we-hope you-enjoy-it thing out of the way. So here goes. Welcome to Total Packers. We hope you enjoy our commentary this season and we hope that you [...]